petitesluxures:

🇬🇧 Today is left handers day! In French the feminine version of “handy” is told “adroite”, which sounds exactly like “à droite”, meaning “on the right”. So the caption sounds exactly like “on the right of her left hand” but means “handy with her left hand” 🇫🇷 Joyeuse journée des gaucher.e.s à toutes et tous ! 😁 Amusez-vous bien avec vos mains gauches ! 👉👌🤘🖖 https://ift.tt/2MZVaCV

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August 13, 2019 · 10:13 pm

Bergy bits.

I have a feeling the Scottish might have coined that one. And I love it. 

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tatlmaslany:

beth’s home movies

Damn, Paul showed more personality in that half-second video clip than in the entire rest of the series. Maybe it’s actually a behind-the-scenes shot of Dylan and Tatiana between takes, and TPTB liked it so much they pretended it was scripted. 

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August 12, 2019 · 12:15 pm

It’s only fanfic if it’s from the Fanfique region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling pornography.

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jturn:

sell it bob

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August 9, 2019 · 3:33 pm

You know, if I had to guess what “to ride a bed” referred to at any point in history, it would NOT relate to immobility. Quite the opposite, actually. 

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russiansappho:

fierceawakening:

cottagelore:

it’s…fine to feel sexually attracted to women. i really dig a lot of cottagecore/farmer lesbian stuff, but it makes relationships with women sound like these fluffy, blushy, chaste, cutesy handholding affairs…you can want to have a garden AND rail your wife at the same time. i promise

rail your wife in the garden

Vita Sackville-West ghostwrote this

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orphanblackismylife:

❤️❤️❤️

Can’t wait to see this photo shoot 😍

📷 kimbermakeup

Tat wearing a men’s suit again???

With THAT hair style???

Yes, please!

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You know that @staff ‘s anti-porn crusade is working when pretty much all of your new followers are porn bots, and porn bots message you tongue emojis and presumably pictures of a photoshopped vagina that sucked so much it turned into a little square.

/s

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Okay I just watched the bottom gif, like, ten times, and focused on a different part of Delphine’s face each time. 

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August 8, 2019 · 1:55 pm