đŹđ§ Today is left handers day! In French the feminine version of âhandyâ is told âadroiteâ, which sounds exactly like âĂ droiteâ, meaning âon the rightâ. So the caption sounds exactly like âon the right of her left handâ but means âhandy with her left handâ đŤđˇ Joyeuse journĂŠe des gaucher.e.s Ă toutes et tous ! đ Amusez-vous bien avec vos mains gauches ! đđđ¤đ https://ift.tt/2MZVaCV
Bergy bits.
I have a feeling the Scottish might have coined that one. And I love it.Â
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bethâs home movies
Damn, Paul showed more personality in that half-second video clip than in the entire rest of the series. Maybe itâs actually a behind-the-scenes shot of Dylan and Tatiana between takes, and TPTB liked it so much they pretended it was scripted.Â
Itâs only fanfic if itâs from the Fanfique region of France. Otherwise itâs just sparkling pornography.
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You know, if I had to guess what âto ride a bedâ referred to at any point in history, it would NOT relate to immobility. Quite the opposite, actually.Â
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itâsâŚfine to feel sexually attracted to women. i really dig a lot of cottagecore/farmer lesbian stuff, but it makes relationships with women sound like these fluffy, blushy, chaste, cutesy handholding affairsâŚyou can want to have a garden AND rail your wife at the same time. i promise
rail your wife in the garden
Vita Sackville-West ghostwrote this
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Canât wait to see this photo shoot đ
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Tat wearing a menâs suit again???
With THAT hair style???
Yes, please!
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You know that @staff âs anti-porn crusade is working when pretty much all of your new followers are porn bots, and porn bots message you tongue emojis and presumably pictures of a photoshopped vagina that sucked so much it turned into a little square.
/s
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Okay I just watched the bottom gif, like, ten times, and focused on a different part of Delphineâs face each time.Â